單思,遮個遮個拿衣個枕麼梳???

聖人同事走咗之後, 老細叫我幫手in吓D人, 因為呢個位會好多東瓜, 但D人嘅東瓜, 簡直係駭人. 再者, 我們發現公司某D人嘅東瓜都係可以令人笑爆咀, 以下就係一D例子.

東瓜讀成
於歌可疑的蛙 - (如果可以的話) 呢個係蘇聯人, "於歌"係個名, "可疑的蛙"係個姓
媽媽De (麻麻哋) - 乜國語有麻麻哋咩?
私私穩穩 (斯斯文文)
被膠(比較)
Le污(禮貌) (做乜要禮物??)
院診(完成)
租冬私(做東西)
高科支(高科技)
憂wok姐 (又或者)
鵝滿租工科 (我們做功課)
玩 (原來)
憂炒(要求)

好啦, 東瓜唔得, 英文都唔見得好去邊, 以下例句足以証明我無吹水.
例句一
Can you check the room rate for sleeping?
正確應該係
Can you check the room rate for accommodation?
(Check埋個room rate for playing呀, bathing呀…. 好無?)

例句二
Would you please help me to check if we can pay some to me for the trip and oil fee?
正確應該係
Could you please advice the payment status for my outstanding travel expenses claim?

不過都好嘅, 係忙碌中可以一笑, 味用嚟當減壓lor.